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Q. What is the difference between Michigan and Frosted Flakes?
A. Frosted Flakes know what to do in a Bowl.
From Michael Zimmerman (Gainsville, GA)
Q. What did the Michigan graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?
A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q. How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
From Brian Luther (Hubbard, OH)
Q. What does a tornado and a Michigan graduate have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.
From Jeff Bailey (Columbus, OH)
Q. Why do Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?
A. So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
From Bill Shade
Q: How do you get all of the Michigan graduates out of your neighborhood?
A. Hide all of the cardboard boxes.
From Nick Wallace
Q: What does the average UM student get on his SAT?
A. Drool
Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Michigan football player's life?
A. His freshman year.
Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A. Put a classroom there.
From Marc (Kokomo, IN)
Q: If 3 Michigan players are in a car, then who is driving?
A. A police officer
From Claire Vannette (San Diego, CA)
Q: What is a Michigan football player's favorite pick-up line?
A. Didn't we almost flunk out together?
From Stacy West (San Francisco, CA)
Q: What is every Michigan football player assigned upon arriving at Ann Arbor?
A. A personal bail bondsman.
From Stacy West (San Francisco, CA)
Q: How many Michigan freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, it's a sophomore course.
From Tim Denney (Columbus, OH)
Q: What do you say to a Michigan player in a 3 piece suit?
A. Will the defendant please rise?
From Nick Wallace
Q: What do you call a football player in Michigan who has talent?
A. A product of Ohio.
From Shawn Meckfessel (Oak Harbor, OH)
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
A. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Q: What do you call a 200 lb. Michigan cheerleader?
A. Anorexic
From Dan Balson (Riverwoods, IL)
Q: What's the difference between a Michigan cheerleader and an elephant?
A. About 50 pounds.
Q: How do you make up the difference?
A. Force feed the elephant.
From Matt (Cincinnati, OH)
Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
From Josh Ghiloni (Raleigh, NC by way of Heath, OH)
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on Michigan campus??
A. A visitor
From Ron Newman (Cincinnati, OH)
Q: Why don't Michigan fans let their kids play in the sand box?
A. Because the cats keep covering them up.
From Derek Sabo (Nashville. TN)
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?
A. A Whine Cellar
Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?
A. The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.
From Nick Wallace
Q: What are the three hardest years in the life of a Michigan Wolverine fan?
A. Second Grade
From Timothy Adams (Wuerzburg, Germany)
Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A. There are some things even pigs won't do.
From Jeremy Cramer
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
From D. Milligan
Q: What is the only sign of intelligent life in Michigan?
A. The freeway sign that says "Columbus, 192 miles".
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